• EST 2025 •
Disaster Brand #03

EBT Wars

Policy meets dark humor

When Republicans and Democrats fight over food stamps but both their states use them most. Red states get more benefits than blue states, but only blue states admit it. We're making merch about the hypocrisy.

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The Story

The Great Hypocrisy

Red states: 'Government handouts are destroying America!' Also red states: Highest EBT usage per capita. The data doesn't lie, but politicians do.

Political Theater

Both parties fight over food stamps on camera, then cash the USDA checks off camera. It's not left vs right, it's rich vs poor pretending it's not.

Uncomfortable Data

The top 10 EBT-dependent states? Mostly red. But they'll never admit it. We're not here to pick sides, we're here to pick fights with the truth.

Limited Drop Coming

EBT Wars merch drops with the 2025 Closeout Collection on January 5th. Bipartisan discomfort. Premium cotton.

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